i wish there was something like makeup wipes for when ur too lazy to wash ur face but for when ur too lazy to brush ur teeth like tooth wipes
ANIMALS IN SLAVERY FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF HUMANS
You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
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